D3 body, D1 cock
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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