you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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