Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
ok first of all what the fuck
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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