If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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