Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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