Do vagina's smell?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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