I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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