Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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