C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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