would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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