Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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