I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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