The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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