No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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