Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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