I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
