FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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