I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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