It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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