Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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