that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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