Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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