Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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