nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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