I love black thongs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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