im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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