I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
where am i from again
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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