her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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