Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
