I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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