i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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