I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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