So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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