Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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