Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
vagina is talking i cant
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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