I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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