i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
did i walk over a car last night?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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