you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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