I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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