I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
