Already got asked if we're dating
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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