when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
farters have to be the big spoon...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
not ubering you a puppy
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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