I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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