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(913): View more from Kansas

I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.

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(310): View more from California

the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights

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(614): View more from Ohio

My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex

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You and your mom would make an amazing tag team

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer

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(503): View more from Oregon

im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night

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(503): View more from Oregon

So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?

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(240): View more from Maryland

Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.

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(850): View more from Florida

Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.

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