How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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