Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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