It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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