i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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