She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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