Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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