what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Sext me about skeletons
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
