if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The Olympian is in my bed
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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