lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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