I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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