So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
oh god the rape fog is back!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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